State Sen. Marlin Stutzman is currently the only Republican candidate in the not-so-crowded field looking to take on Senator Evan Bayh next year. And if the fundraising pitch he made via email last night is any indication, he's going to be fun to watch over the next year or so.
Here are some of my favorite snippets:
Senator Bayh's votes for the banking bailout, against the nomination of Supreme Court Justice John Roberts from Indiana, and other votes, are the most recent, in a long list of signs that he has been out of touch with real Hoosier values for too long
You're leading off with a vote against John Roberts? I would ask how many people still care about that vote, but the more appropriate question is whether anyone ever did.
The future of our beloved nation is at stake, and there are those who are willing to bankrupt our nation by using broken socialistic policies, instead of using the proven American principles that have made us the greatest nation on earth.
Little known fact: if you say "socialistic" three times fast and click your heals...nothing actually happens. But you were going to sound like an absolute idiot saying it once, so why not go all out?
For God and Country,
Marlin Stutzman
Best. Ending. Ever.
Marlin Stutzman is like the crazy uncle who everyone loves. You wouldn't trust the guy to take your dog for a walk, but he guarantees at least one decent story out of the holiday get-togethers.
My favorite part of the fledgling Stutzman campaign isn't his hilariously cartoonish rhetoric, though. No, the best addition to this total package of wackiness has to be the campaign logo, which as near as I can tell, is a not-so-subtle allusion to one of those "socialistic" figureheads we've been hearing so much about.
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